Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Things to Ponder-----

1. Is there another word for synonym?


2.Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If amute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

5. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

6.  Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

7. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

8. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

9. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

10. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

11. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

12. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

13. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

14. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

15. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through ugly bank machines?

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