Stupid things people say

1. "have your cake and eat it too" -- of course if you have cake your gonna eat it - why else would you have it????

2. "can i ask you a question?" --I guess so you just did!

3. "its always the last place you look" -- yea cause you quit looking for it once you've found it

4. "this is new and improved" -- if its new how can it be improved

5. "thats just your opinion" -- no joke I said it didnt I??

6. "no offense, but______" -- basically dont be offended when I insult you!

7. "did you get your hair cut?" ---- no 4 inches fell off while I was asleep -- YEA!

8. "are we there yet?" -- um Im sure I will stop when we get there!

9. "ya'll eating pizza for lunch?" -- no Im just standing in line to tell the cashier she is beautiful -- heck yea we're eating pizza!

10."you on the phone?" NO -- I just like to hold it to my ear and talk to myself

11."you going with us ?" - Na - Im just sitting in the car buckled up for my looks

12.while looking at my watch ---"do you have a watch?" -- Im sure ---your looking at it

13. "mom, you cooking?" - NOPE - I just like standing in front of the stove with all the eyes on and pots sitting on them -- its fun!

14. "mom, we going somewhere?" - ummmm possibly - we are in the car riding down the road

15. "mom, you asleep?" - NO not really -- snoring is just part of my everyday language!