Have you ever wondered...........................
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do you wear a pair of panties and only one bra?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest end up drowning as well?
If you were scared half to death twice, would you be 3/4 dead or 100% dead?
Why is there an 's' in lisp?
When sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
I love these things!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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