FACEBOOK ADDICTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know you are addicted to facebook when:


· When something exciting happens you find yourself thinking about how you could use it as your facebook update of the hour.

· You start doing things just so that you can later add them to your hobbies section.

· You only check your emails to see if you need to check facebook

· Facebook stalking is no longer considered sketchy.

•You don’t remove your coat when you arrive home from work and immediately sit at the computer, despite the fact you just got finished sitting at the computer all day at work


•You let dinner burn in the oven because you can’t tear yourself away from that next “post” even though the kitchen timer is sounding ‘DING … DING … DING’ and something smells funny

•Your ritual of tucking in the kids has been replaced by screaming from your computer chair: “GOOD NIGHT! SLEEP TIGHT! MOMMY LOVES YOU!” without taking your eyes off anyone’s profiles

•Creditors are calling as bills pile up on your other desk — the one without the computer

•The cat can’t claw its way out from under the enormous pile of stinky laundry on the floor

•Your regular hours of sleep have decreased from 7 to 4.5;

•Facebook is the first thing you think of when you wake up – even on your wedding day

•You’ve read everyone’s posts, walls, and comments five times because there’s nothing new on your screen

•You “search” for people on facebook whom you don’t even like